Jesus Zombie!

Wikipedia defines zombies as

A zombie is a reanimated human corpse.

And if you read the bible, they talk about how Jesus died, and then rose again in the same body he died in. That sounds like a zombie to me! And he was hungry too!

From Luke 24:36-43

While they were still talking about this, Jesus himself stood among them and said to them, "Peace be with you." They were startled and frightened, thinking they saw a ghost. He said to them, "Why are you troubled, and why do doubts rise in your minds? Look at my hands and my feet. It is I myself! Touch me and see; a ghost does not have flesh and bones, as you see I have." When he had said this, he showed them his hands and feet. And while they still did not believe it because of joy and amazement, he asked them, "Do you have anything here to eat?" They gave him a piece of broiled fish, and he took it and ate it in their presence.

So he was a zombie, and a hungry one at that. If I recall correctly, the next verse he asked for some brains.

As Easter Approaches...
We Celebrate Jesus Becoming a Zombie


One of the Living Dead!

THE JESUS ZOMBIE! Here is a picture of jesus coming out of the tomb as a zombie, and all these soldiers are like holy shit a zombie! and they are all freaking out because jesus is a zombie!